Black A Licious

One day I woke up hating my sales job, I believe that I am a people person who likes to explore new areas and people in my life. With that thought of mind, figuring out that it would be suitable to be a sales rep. I can't even remember a job that I truly hated the most during my time in North America but only that particular employment. An industry that is only commission based salary and sell lies like a train on expressway even bullshitting to their own workmates with fake promises and all that self leadership talk, they have no idea what the term leadership means..Earning very little commission. The most humiliating thing occurred that I witness a Team leader made their team members who arrived late"wiggle like a worm on the floor for 1 min in front of everyone" Kinda of made you feel shit inside your soul, how is that going to boost your self confidence? I though it was a joke to hear when my manager talked about the #1 sales of the week of each team and how they should be your new best friends.

That type of work, I think that you really gotta have the balls for wanting to be the best, living on commission income only, with no regrets to feel if you screw anyone over, by all means go for it. I will say that I was proud of myself when I had made sales of the week and occasionally everyone loved me. However with shit rate, I still had to get a second job on the catering side of things, which I quite enjoyed time to time. A good place for social networking. You tend to meet a variety of people. But still with shit pay

This one time, I had a shift to cater for an I.T. company, celebrating on lunching an App or a program of some sort tech shit. I am there at the group meeting an 1hr before we organise the game plan for the night. I look around and I am most confident that I was the only straight guy there and I said to myself - "Damn, I am homo bait !"

I was nervous that night at first, I have no issues with gay men to be fair, but I hate it when they tried to sweet talk me up to join the gang bang. I'm like to them "Guys ! Cut it out, ya'll like cock, I like pussy let it go man, I don't like sausages, aight" They got the point, left the little white aussie guy alone but they did invited me to go with them to after hours private party, I went with them as they told me that,"Girls will be there, no need to worry Aussie" It turned out smooth night and yes there were girls there.

Another catering shift I did was a big event involving big companies names that were hosting a famous art gallery for an fundraising organisation. Serving over 300 people who happened to be high earning rich folks with glamours outfits and I am thinking to myself, "why don't they just make a donation with their diamond necklaces, I'm sure it will be enough"

Anyhow, we (30 catering staff) got invited to the after dinner party, for an appreciation for our be-loved service. "Sweet! Free drinks!"

As you walk in, under the deemed lights in the hosting hall of the art gallery, you hear the Dj spinning the beats giving the audience a boost on the dance floor with surrounding stalls serving free alcohol. Mind you, theres no art works around this hall, it was removed for the event, or even sold perhaps. A 37 yr old M.I.F.L. from the work group, who I'd have never meet before said to me, "finally someone can serve me and not the other way around this time" So, I thought this would be good time for us to hang out. After 30mins, the conservation had turned into talking about her son and ex boyfriend. I made an "Wheres the washroom" excuse to get me away from her baggages, and allow me to find someone with more interesting subjects to talk about.

In the catering industry, you don't always work with the same people as a side job for extra cash. That being said, I had got to know similar faces after a while. I see a common face I recognized, it's Licious-Mia who is in a sandwich between two tall, athletic fit guys going mono on mono over Licious-Mia. She gives me direct eye contact, ignoring Iron Man and Captain America. As I approach the menage a trois sandwich, Licious-Mia says with joy " Hey! There you are, I've been waiting, let's get that drink" It was funny to see the look on these guys face, even more so, some little white guy got the girl gentlemen.You see, Licious-Mia has the looks of Lauryn Hill from the 90s & something else to her appeal. Hot sexy 24yr old black girl who had just finished her 3 years at University. She briefly told me, that she wanted travel. She loved going to see live music regardless of the genre as long they delivered a good show. She had a beautiful smile. A down to earth kinda girl. We really enjoyed each others company and also made each other laugh.

During the party we seemed to hit it off, dancing, flirting, we makeout, we order shots then makeout again. We both were absolutely hummered due to free drinks. Rich folks delivered the good vibe to the party, hands down to them. Towards the end of the party, Licious-Mia and myself were out front, having a smoke and a chat. The conversation went along like this;

LM - I wish I could have few more rounds and dance some more..

Me - I got that covered at my place, wanna get the others ?

LM - Na. Just you and me. Let's go

Me - Sure. Taxi !

3:15am. At my apartment, flatmate is asleep and we drinking a bottle of cheap white wine in the living room with music on low volume. Questions about each other bouncing back and forth, next thing you know, no more questions only each of our lips meet. Into the bedroom, naked just grinding it together, what a fine black body she had, She was fit but not muscle fit thank goodness, booty just perfect A+. In fact I am not joking when I say, if I had a 2mm marble and bounced it on her butt, it would bounce back from her butt like basketball. Completely firm. I have her on top, cowgirl style, She's rubbing her own breast and got my hands on her hips..sailing within the rhythm nicely.Then all the sudden, she got off me and pulled my hand rushing into my bathroom. I was like I don't want to fuck in the shower, I was happy earlier. (You see, I am stupid sometimes, I forgot that I had a huge mirror in the bathroom and she must have seen it earlier.) She wanted to fuck in front of the mirror. This was a whole new sexual chapter in my life for my penis and sexual experience.

Locked in standing doggy position, both our left legs are slightly hight than the other, my hips are pushing back and forth, observing our reflection from the mirror as I start to transform into Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale in American Psycho) as I fuck her. As we became aggressive, our tone becomes louder then I start pulling her hair a little more and the other hand on her right breast. At the same time, I was loving the fact I was able to watch her rub her clitoris. I am sure by this time my roommate had heard everything. I didn't care, I was too busy enjoying the moment fucking this stunting black chick and watching myself doing it.

Back in the room, finishing polishing off incredible sex with LM, it's nearly 7am knowing I had to be at the office at 9am. My body was exhausted & ready to pass out next to Licious-Mia. I woke up the next day at late midday with 7 missed calls from work. I decided to leave that job without notice then and there knowing for sure they would have made me "wiggle like a worm" for one hour or two. Instead Licious-Mia & I wiggled together for some afternoon sex.

My flatmate heard the whole thing that night, found it disturbing to fall back sleep and also blamed me for being late for work the next day as he had slept in.